A satirical map of Texas, possibly hand drawn, that may be the basis for a variety of later versions. Texas extends from the Mississippi to the Rockies and north to Canada, and all of the northeast is "Damn Yank Territory." Texas has the largest, richest, and finest of everything: wheat and gas fields, mohair, bridges, sulfur beds, refineries, shipyards, ranches, seaports, air bases, piney woods, monuments - and of course, the biggest fish stories and the prettiest girls. Other states are the subject of bad jokes (Spudiho; Cheese [Wisconsin]) and insults (Liarland [California]; Greaserland [New Mexico]; Cracker Swamps [Florida]; Lousyanna).